cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

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Review

The Golden Years (Men’s 1983 Amouage Gold Cristal)

Amouage Cristal & Gold by AmouageAmouageAmouage Cristal & Gold5.01 rating
5/5
Longevity5/5
5 / 5
Projection5/5
5 / 5
Sillage5/5
5 / 5
Value1/5
1 / 5
Bottle5/5
5 / 5
  • After several wears
  • Tested at home
  • On skin

Guy Robert was tasked with one thing: Make the most luxurious and expensive fragrance possible. He had no price limit to use the most insane oils, absolutes, extracts, etc.

What did he make?

Amouage Cristal (Gold Man and Woman) in 1983, when powerhouse perfumery was trending and the old traditions were dying. Robert was not going to allow this to happen on HIS WATCH. So he re-creates the plot of 1930: it’s a global catastrophe, what should Jean Patou do? Make the most expensive fragrance in the world. They both so HAPPEN to be aldehydic florals based on rose and jasmine (amongst others with Cristal).

Cristal is the furthest you can get from Joy on the aldehydic floral spectrum. The dose of civet in this is absolutely bonkers. The incense is a bright sheer cover atop the more oriental facets whereas the rose/civet pairing dominates the floral/animalic side.

This is the greatest fragrance ever created in my opinion. It is the sum of all of the efforts of great perfumers and was made with the sole intention of art, quality, luxury, and from Cairo to Oman this 1983 leather Amouage trunk of the men’s and women’s has come into my hands.

The smell?

Top (1hr): fruity civet with a scruffy musk tone, a rose coated in frankincense powder. The aldehydes soften the civet and pair well with the frankincense, since a smoky aldehyde would naturally

Heart (8hrs): the dance of florals that are supported by plush and enriching civet, and deer musk. The rose and jasmine blend as one— the jasmine peaks out with an incense flair and then the rose overtakes with a richness and chilliness only comparable to 50-70’s Joy. However, this is no May Rose, this an Iris and Damask Rose accord paired with incense and myrrh. What is more expensive than that? Gold? NOPE! Iris is more. This heart accord is the prostate *rg*sm of perfumery

Base(12hrs): oakmoss creates the stinky mossy yummy thing and myrrh joins a small amber and musk/civet. Iris and incense mist the base

Top 1 of time: my fav

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  1. My2Scents@my2scents

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    how did you get your bottles. Dark web, ebay luck, blakmarket fragrance distributor???

    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      BASICALLY LMFAO I have connects lol

  2. Dulce de limón (Andy)@dulce_de_limon

    Read pr*state org*sm and spat my coffee out 🤣

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    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      LMFAOOOOOOO THANK U

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  3. Chronic Oversprayer@guerlainjunkie

    I love Guy Robert, these are so beautiful

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    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      The bottles are insane truly

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    2. Chronic Oversprayer@guerlainjunkie

      Replying to @guerlinaughty

      How old are they?

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    3. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      Replying to @guerlainjunkie

      1983 for the 80% full and pre-1994 for the empty and 2017 for the new non-Cristal…all good!

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  4. Frank Intense@frankintense

    Veeeeery descriptive!! Does anything currently available live in the same universe?!

    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      There are samples on eBay for sale!

    2. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      The current formula isn’t too far off too!

  5. Tea Leaf@tealeaves

    🤣Who did you have to off to get your paws on this bit of history? Do you think any available scents today compare?

    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      Hehehehehehehehehheehehe I stalked eBay for the leather chest and got it from Cairo for under $1000

  6. MariSmells@mehsmells

    Where would you even get a whiff of that? That sounds amazing!

    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      There are samples on eBay for sale!

    2. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      The current formula isn’t too far off too!

  7. Sycron@sycron

    Now this is what one would call, very special.

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    1. cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty

      I do. Having gone through a full 50mL+ of the OG vintage is a harrowing process.

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