OliveEyes@oliveeyes94

Review

All River, No Wood

Beaver Edition 2016 by Zoologist PerfumesZoologist PerfumesBeaver Edition 20163.755 ratings
2/5
Longevity1/5
1 / 5
Projection1/5
1 / 5
Sillage1/5
1 / 5
Value2/5
2 / 5
Bottle4/5
4 / 5

Beaver transports me to a crisp spring morning where rivers thread through untouched hills. It opens with a sharp, synthetic freshness - ultra clean, but reminding me of a bowling alley's shoe spray. There's a faint plasticky edge too, something between opening a package of cellophane and dried saliva. It's certainly odd, but not wholly unpleasant.

As the beaver begins to swim, airy florals drift past in the current and the scent sharpens into a hyperreal greenness - not grass, but the idea of grass rendered in crystal clarity.

Returning toward the den, the earlier saliva-like twang softens into clean musks, with a faint leatheriness reminiscent of warm skin rather than anything animalic. What never fully arrives, though, is wood. When I think of a beaver, I envision gnawed chunks of damp wood stacked row upon row in a carefully constructed dam. Yet here, not even a twig is present.

Instead of rich, earthy density, Beaver leans light and airy. Given how hefty and industrious a beaver is, this feels too delicate, too clean, too removed from the rawness of a beaver's world. The performance is shocking too, barely making it past 3 hours on my skin.

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Comments6

  1. Frank Intense@frankintense

    No wood?! That’s just not right!

    1. OliveEyes@oliveeyes94

      Not even a sniff!

  2. Curlyhen@curlyhen

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    I would’ve expected this to have been a warm, furry and woody anilamic scent with lots of dried fruits from the beaver butt. Someone took a detour from the memo here lol

    1. OliveEyes@oliveeyes94

      My sentiments exactly! Chipmunk saves the day when it comes to woods and fruit. He's probably my favourite of Zoologist's critters.

  3. roofshadow

    I find Zoologist takes so interesting to read so thank you! I don’t think I’m brave enough to try a sample set yet but I love reading about them.

    1. OliveEyes@oliveeyes94

      I don't find them as weird as many people make out - they have a uniqueness, but for the most part they're very wearable perfumes.

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