Wearing Chloé by Chloé

I dunno maybe I have a sinus infection because everything is smelling weird to me. I sprayed Chloe L'Eau on me and literally had to wash it off because it smelled so bad, so sour and bitter. I sprayed it on paper and it smelled just the same. I sprayed Miss Dior on paper and it also smelled weird and bad like it did yesterday. So I went with old reliable and frankly it smells kinda weird too but more tolerable. The strawberry was a mistake though, that also smells weird and bad. I would like my nose to be normal please