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Trash Panda šŸ¦

I am Trash Les Fleurs du DĆ©chet by Etat Libre D'OrangeEtat Libre D'OrangeI am Trash Les Fleurs du DĆ©chet3.7134 ratings

Iā€™ve been asking the other half for a trash panda all year. I feel that ā€˜Noā€™ isnā€™t a valid response, nor should the fact that there are no actual racoons on my island nation get in the way of my very reasonable request?

Iā€™m feeling even more sorry for myself because Iā€™m working on a Sunday. No trash panda, no easy sunday morning. I must have ate babies in a previous life for the world to be so cruel to me šŸ˜©šŸ˜©

Drama llama antics aside. This is nice! And itā€™s what I imagine a domesticated trash panda to smell like. Over ripe, sweet fruits wrapped up in cozy, soft furriness. Itā€™s a little bit fruity shampoo of apple, mandarin and a floral strawberry rose but with soft blonde warm woods in the base. The akigalawood and iso e super add brightness but their interesting nuances keep the scent smelling like a perfume rather than a body spray. Thankfully the akigalawood has not overwhelmed me into nausea territory. Not bad at all.

I may not get my trash panda, but Iā€™ll have this sample to revisit whenever the need arises.

Wore it on September 27, 2026

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  • All Day
  • Stressed
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  1. Samia šŸŒ·@scentoffice

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    Have you tried Yes I Do? The pink bottle? Itā€™s such a cute little perfume šŸŽ€

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      I havenā€™t.. I donā€™t think that one is in the discovery set I have šŸ˜©

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    2. Samia šŸŒ·@scentoffice

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      Replying to @curlyhen

      Also sending you some love šŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©·

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  2. willowfeather

    I am sorry for your suffering lol. Hopefully, a good perfume can ease it a bit!

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      I appreciate your condolences. It feels like Iā€™m not alone in my state of distress when I have friends that understand šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£

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  3. papiermacheheart

    You donā€™t have raccoons?? Theyā€™re so cute!

    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Arenā€™t they!šŸ˜© none in IrelandšŸ˜© theyā€™re native to North America but Iā€™m just reading that thereā€™s a non-native wild population in Germany.

    2. papiermacheheart

      Replying to @curlyhen

      On the bright side, you also donā€™t have snakes!

    3. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Replying to @papiermacheheart

      This is true! No snakes, no scorpions, no dangerously poisonous spiders. There are mozzies but most people believe there isnā€™t any because they keep themselves to themselves and donā€™t go about biting people.

  4. Ducki@happyducki

    We had some baby trash pandas outside my apartment a couple summers ago, my husband had to tell me to stop giving them food šŸ˜‚ I just wanted them to grow big and strong!

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Ohhh myyy gooodness.. the absolute cuteness. Iā€™m afraid if a little cute kit turned up in my garden the other half would have to wrestle with me to stop me kidnapping it.. I mean rescue it! šŸ¤Ŗ look at that little face šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ

  5. Sycron@sycron

    ELDO has such fun names, makes you wanna try them out just because of itšŸ˜‚

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  6. GingerSnatch@arianna

    As someone who also wants a trash panda, Iā€™m so sorry to hear about your mean, cruel partner šŸ˜­ This is horrible news šŸ˜© But as someone who loves I Am Trash [admittedly, part of the reason I purchased it was so someone would one day ask me what Iā€™m wearing and I could say the name in full-throated glory], I hope it improved your day.

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Thank you for your support. Iā€™ve let the other half know that he is now, rightfully, a figure of hatred on the app šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£ and have you got to say ā€˜I AM TRASHā€™ to someone yet?

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  7. Kate@katiesko

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    1. MissPB@gotta_do_it_everday

      šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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    2. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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    3. MariSmells@mehsmells

      šŸ˜‚

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  8. Navato@navato

    Iā€™m like this with honey badgers, I need one

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  9. Bunny_Hunny4@bunnyhunny4

    I feel the same way about sugar gliders šŸ¤£ itā€™s actually legal to keep as a pet in the uk but youā€™d need to keep two minimum, and spend all the Ā£Ā£Ā£ to keep an exotic pet as humanely as possible - AKA, lots of buckeroonies. I just want to scritch their lil tummies šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Sugar Gliders are so cute.. youā€™ve got me going down a bunny hole and Iā€™m reading that they have to be kept in pairs or groups to prevent them from experiencing ā€˜fatal lonelinessā€™ šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ

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    2. Bunny_Hunny4@bunnyhunny4

      Replying to @curlyhen

      The same as bunnies actually! Never ever get a bunny on its own unless you plan on being its 24/7 companion 365 days of the year. A lonely bunny is an unwell bunny šŸ’”

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    3. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Replying to @bunnyhunny4

      Awwww I didnā€™t know this either. Iā€™ve an only child cat.. we tried fostering a few times with the hope of adopting, but Einnie just got so stressed out and started loosing fur. Sheā€™s spoilt though, 15yo now!

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  10. Cale_Dooper@dyjmerr

    This has been on my sniff list for a while. You made me even more excited! Also Raccoons are so cute with their lil hands

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    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Their little hands are so cute and funny lol

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    2. Cale_Dooper@dyjmerr

      Replying to @curlyhen

      You ever seen the video of the raccoon stealing cotton candy and trying to rinse it in water with its little hands? It disenigrates and it looks so depressed šŸ˜­

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    3. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      Replying to @dyjmerr

      Yessssss. This is one of my favourites lol

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  11. MariSmells@mehsmells

    We haven't had raccoons in our area but just a bit north of us, some homes get visited by raccoons as they're closer to forests than we are. Hope you get to see some soon.

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