Paula@paulafuzz
The shop put a warning next to this
- Longevity5/5
- 5 / 5
- Projection5/5
- 5 / 5
- Sillage4/5
- 4 / 5
- Value3/5
- 3 / 5
- Bottle2/5
- 2 / 5
- Full wear
- Tested in store
- On skin
This was some time ago, and I didn’t know the lore behind it at all.
All I thought was “Okay, that’s an intresting name!” and went in for a whiff. What followed - and I swear to God this ain’t no bullshit - was an instant feeling of dread and doom.
I’ve seen people describe it as a photorealistic motorcycle accident, your final moments in palliative care, and last but not least, the true smell of war.
Couldn’t agree more with all of them, tbh. Edgelords pretending this isn’t so bad aside, it’s honestly incredible how this one tiny bottle can instantly shift your mood, even if it’s for the worse.
Side note, I jokingly sprayed this on my boyfriend a few weeks later, and then I didn’t let him touch me for like 10 hours. That’s how scared I am.