cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty
70’s Extrait of 1000 Oily Magic
This strange bottle which has 1000, not “1000” on it was acquired for cheap on the internetz and smells AMAZING. It was advertised as a 1oz bottle that was half full. Well, I think they were a bit off because it was a chunky baccarat bottle and I don’t think they knew what they had.
Excellent payoff for the gamble. This is the second bottle of extrait I’ve bought that ended up leaky/evaporated during the time someone discovered the bottle until I received it. Definitely a noob because about 2mL leaked in the mail. No cause for alarm since it was under a hundo for what I believe is actually 20mL of the juice.
This particular bottle smells:
Top: BIG BIG OSMANTHUS note is buttressed by the stonefruit/violet backing. It is a single accord, but in this batch wow do I feel like I know what Osmanthus absolute smells like. Incredible texture— it’s smooth, damp, and feathery. It is incredibly rich WITHOUT indoles or animalics creating that effect.
Heart: a big hug of the essence of 1000, as this bottle says 1000, not “1000”, meaning it is a 70’s bottle.
Base: ROUGH oaky mossy woody bristle not unlike Magie Noire but only up close— the sillage remains a delightfully custardy violet/fruit musk.
Wheeeee
Wore it on July 14, 2026
- Evening
- Focused
- Calm
- Warm
Vibes
- Calm
- Creative
- Expensive