Shaped like a Capital P: Top Heavy

I’ve been using DBT too long with clients, now all I can do is quote Marsha Linehan because I have the ~500 page DBT manual memorized.

Anyways this is massively good and then a massive let down.

I just cannot stand fragrances that have longevity of an EDC that are advertised as an EDP. Why? Why do you hate ME? Wait a second…

If I check the evidence yeah this has nothing to do with me, but I feel very attacked.

The plus of this fragrance is that while you can smell it, it is sublime, as you would want from something named Sublime. Using words like “Joy” and “Sublime” are tall orders for fragrances. All No. 5 has to live up to is being the 5th.

Anyhow, this doesn’t smell like anything else, which is a massive victory. If you’ve had the displeasure of hearing me say this over and over again— buckle up!

GOOD FRAGRANCES DONT SMELL LIKE RAW MATERIALS THEY SMELL LIKE THEMSELVES.

That is achieved here, but there is no base. It’s top heavy. Forgive the comparison but this is the Wendy Williams of fragrances. You love her and then you hate her until you see her again.

Not a top of time but good.