_Aiko_@aikojewel

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Review

Not MY Eden

Neo Eden by Thomas De MonacoThomas De MonacoNeo Eden2.01 rating
2/5
Longevity5/5
5 / 5
Projection5/5
5 / 5
Sillage5/5
5 / 5
Value2/5
2 / 5
Bottle3/5
3 / 5
  • After several wears
  • Tested at home
  • On skin

Got a 2ml sample of this. I don't regret trying it despite my disapproval, because now I know I'm not a huge fan of sclarene.

A quick web search of it summons descriptions of strong and dry woodiness, camphor, metallic undertones...Wikiparfum says it gives a "unique metallic effect to fragrances" and evokes "the hot, steamy scent of irons on damp woolen cloth." It occurs naturally in Hall's tōtara (Podocarpus laetus), a conifer native to New Zealand. If I ever visit NZ, I will need to walk amongst these trees during a downpour and see if I can detect sclarene🧡

But, also, if I were ever spaceshuttled to Neo Eden, I'd get one whiff of the planet's atmosphere, do an about face, and be the FIRST in line for the next Earthbound shuttle away from its thick, hot atmosphere that reeks of heated wool and plastic wrapped around the echoes of cold, peachy-rhubarby sweetness, all tempered by cashmeran-enrobed mimosa+nympheal-tinged calls into the void🤣

I don't get any creaminess/milkiness from this whatsoever. This is for noses who love a slightly sweet, very woody, extremely atmospheric scent that challenges your idea of how flowers should smell by overdosing the atmospheric qualities of the molecules comprising it🧡

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Comments2

  1. _Aiko_@aikojewel

    I save one star reviews for the perfumes that make me physically sick, which this threatens to do, but it's not like the experience I had with Andromeda’s Moon's Crybaby-inspired perfume—I really liked it, but it made me wretch! Never before that (nor since) have I gotten a perfume I actually like the smell of but can't tolerate... that one gets 5 stars for its scent, but I'd have to give 1 star for the experience😭

    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      lol!! I always struggle with rating. I don’t particularly like aquatic marines, but I will wear them and try to critique without my own biase. I think it’s good to say ‘this is a well made perfume, but not for me’ .. but yeah, if it makes me physically sick it has to get the one star treatment lol .. also love your 180 for a trip back home to earth 🙌🏼

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