Photorealistic Oolong Tea

Bought this in LA for my wife. Big mistake lol — now it's "ours" and I'm the one reaching for it.

Was expecting sweet tea, that fake sugary tea note everything has. Nope. Actual pomelo up top, kind of bitter under the sweet like the real fruit, then a dry oolong that's almost meditative. There's some white florals in there for lift and yeah I know some dudes will run from that but it never goes sticky or cloying. Stays clean the whole time. Wears great on me tbh. Something about a dry tea-citrus thing with no sugar just works. Quiet confidence, not a loud beast mode thing.

Only "problem" is I gotta share it now 😅 might need a second bottle.