They tried to coerce me to do crime at my job!

lol storytime later

I’m wearing this lovely 1995 bottle of Patou PH in spite of their indiscretions. It is an aromatic, floral, woody Fougypre— somewhere in between Derby and Le Troisiemme Homme, while simultaneously close to neither.

A floral heart is a rare beast in masculines but Derby and Le 3emme Homme have both. Patou PH skimps on the lavender though, instead highlighting a round blend of jasmine, rose, leather, civet, herbaceousness, and light spiciness.

🚨 IT IS BOTH A FOUGERE AND A CHYPRE 🚨

Fk working in treatment, it is all corrupt and you can find me nonetheless cashing checks because YOU lied to me about serious stuff and misled me INTENTIONALLY.

However, I am being paid to sit at home and sniff this so they can eat it!

This officially rounds out my Patou collection. I have all my desired Kerléo masterpieces.

Onto the next house!