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Davideh@dodo_rising

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Uncomfortable

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeEtat Libre D'OrangeSecretions Magnifiques2.1128 ratings
3/5
Longevity3/5
3 / 5
Projection4/5
4 / 5
Sillage3/5
3 / 5
Bottle3/5
3 / 5
  • Dry down
  • Tested at home
  • On skin

This is the first time ever I genuinely don't know what to say. I'm always curious about scents when I read harsh or polarising reviews. This has been something I've wanted to test for a long time. I thought the reviews were OTT and exaggerated but I was wrong. This smells of all the things people said it smells of. It's dirty and obscene. It's how I imagine the deepest, darkest corners of "that room you don't dare enter" of an underground sex club. It made me feel sick and uncomfortable and yet I keep bringing my wrist back to my nose. I don't know what that says about me

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Comments13

  1. DGS@leatherfriction

    “This is foul and disgusting and I can’t stop sniffing it! 3 stars!” Hahahaha agreed on all of it, though.

    1. Curlyhen@curlyhen

      🤣🤣🤣

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    2. Davideh@dodo_rising

      That's the thing. I can't say it's disgusting. It just smells very wrong and makes me feel uncomfortable. And I wanted yo give it 0 stars but also 5 stars. It's exactly what it's supposed to be, and I bought it with that in mind. I'm just so thrown off.

    3. DGS@leatherfriction

      Replying to @dodo_rising

      I absolutely understand the 0 and 5 stars. To me, it’s much more common that I feel that way about films than I do fragrance, though, haha.

  2. Corraithe@corraithe

    The awkward feeling when you're like "this settles really nice. What if I put it on a couple of hours before I leave the house?"....

    1. Davideh@dodo_rising

      IT'S SETTLING REALLY NICE!!! What the heck is happening?

    2. Corraithe@corraithe

      Replying to @dodo_rising

      ELDO gonna ELDO 🤷‍♀️

  3. Lee@rocknrollredolence

    I really want to smell this and Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat. But I also really DON'T want to smell them.

    1. Davideh@dodo_rising

      Smell it. It's been something I've been thinking about for so long. I genuinely don't know what to feel right now but I'm so glad that I've experienced it.

  4. spookylilgal

    You are a braver soldier than I 🫡

    1. Davideh@dodo_rising

      · Edited

      The amount of scents i've bought off the back of shocking reviews😄

  5. Erin B. in WV@erinwv

    I can’t wait. I’m getting a decant in my next order.

    1. Davideh@dodo_rising

      😄 Fantastic. Come back and let me know what you think.

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