Davideh@dodo_rising
Wearing Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Etat Libre D'OrangeSecretions Magnifiques2.1128 ratingsWore it on September 15, 2026
- Chill Time
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Felicia@felicia
Damn this review makes me need a decant lol
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
Just prepare yourself beforehand. I wasn't ready.
On the storyCurlyhen@curlyhen
I was thinking the same. I don’t want to miss out on the stink.. even if it is obscene!
On the storyFelicia@felicia
Replying to @curlyhen
Right? I’m okay as long as it washes off
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Frank Intense@frankintense
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Remember the gross jelly bean flavors released after the first Harry Potter movie?! There is an odd draw to yuck and funk!
On the storyCurlyhen@curlyhen
Alas.. earwax!
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Curlyhen@curlyhen
🤣🤣🤣 it’s weird when something is utterly stinky or funky but you keep going back for more.. you would’ve made a good nurse!
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
Until I'm fired for sniffing used bandages and hovering around operating theatres.
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victoria
Yeah this one was genuinely vile. Fermented used condom with a side of spit 🤮
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
Used condom was one of the first things I thought of.
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MoMarie@momarie
Oh man, the reviews on this one always crack me up. I’ve been to enough ~questionable~ clubs and parties in my wilder days that I don’t feel the need to go out of my way to sample this… But if an easy opportunity ever presents itself to sniff I am still morbidly curious! 😈
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
SURPRISINGLY, even after working near Soho for almost 20 years, I've never actually ventured into any places that I would expect to smell like this. I guess it's never too late though😄
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Fragrans Veritas@fragransveritas
Is it wrong that I love this one and bought the big bottle? What does that say about me?
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
Yes. Yes it is. It's equally wrong that I'm deep into the drydown, it still has a very specific note and I can't take my wrist away from my nose😄
On the storyMoose@intrepid_lead
There's a big bottle?! I only ever see the small one...I must get it now!
On the storyMoose@intrepid_lead
Replying to @dodo_rising
Probably the salty coconut...
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Moose@intrepid_lead
Huge fan of this one! ❤️
On the storyBecs@freeday
I’ve smelled this twice and had the same bleh 🤢 reaction both times but it’s somehow intriguing as well
On the storyAdam@adamseattle
Yeah I smelled it once and didn’t get what the fuss was about. How are noses are different!
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cmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty
What a thrilling day you must’ve had to break this out
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
I collected the delivery last night and I planned on doing a full wear today... at work... at a student accommodation. Thank god curiosity got the better of me. I would have had to call in sick.
On the storycmewiththemhandz@guerlinaughty
Replying to @dodo_rising
Lol
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Cale_Dooper@dyjmerr
I’ve heard from some people the dry down is actually really good. I’ve yet to try it. I almost did because a coworker owns it but then he decided to quit without notice a couple weeks ago lol
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
It's like nothing I've smelled before. I mean, it's like SOME things I've smelled before, but never in Perfumery 😄
On the storyCale_Dooper@dyjmerr
Replying to @dodo_rising
Hahahaha 😂 I really want to try it. I feel like it’s one of those everyone needs to try once. Plus I’m a big big fan of ELDO as a house. One of my personal favorites.
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Navato@navato
You put it on your skin, your a crazy dude hahahaha
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
I had to. And I know I'll do it again😄
On the storyNavato@navato
Replying to @dodo_rising
Hahahahha I tried t-Rex by zoologist the other day on skin and I hated it soo much but couldn’t stop smelling it on my wrist, is it like that??
On the storyDavideh@dodo_rising
Replying to @navato
I can't even describe it. It genuinely made me feel uncomfortable. It smelled "wrong". Like, forbidden😶
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